Funniest sight I saw over the weekend, a young teenage thief / thug (sorry, didn’t see what he had done, but must have been pretty serious), being arrested.

The store staff were blocking the doors so he couldn’t get out of the shop, he was yelling something like ‘ive done noffink!’, the police came and nicked him, which incensed him even more, yelling ‘gerret offf meee you cant touchhh meee, oooh my arm … ‘ etc

And … exit.

Even when presented with evidence, deny, deny, excuse. Some of them.